Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
February has twenty eight alone
All the rest have thirty-one
Except in Leap Year, that’s the time
When February’s Days are twenty-nine

Well, I never really manage to memorize that poem as a child. For one excusable reason: I was sick! Yeah, but I did sent one of those “Please excuse me for being absent today” letters. This is just the first time I actually got a full copy of the poem. But the above context may not be the original.

Certainly, there have been many variations on this poem. But surely, the main reason this poem was created in the first place is for people to know which Month has the what number of days. There’s even a detailed analysis and history unraveling of this poem as well as a handful of variations from varying variety of people.

But obviously, the majority simply can’t care or give a damn about this poem anyway so it kinda leaves me clueless as to why I posted it here. There’s always a calendar somewhere. Nevertheless, the point of this post is to note that September’s 30 days has ended.

What’s so special about it? - Well, October 1 is a Holiday, which gives a day of relaxation away from the hustles of work. What’s more? There’s always something to look forward to by the end of each month(*cough* salary *cough*) which makes all the hustles of work worth it. And most all, the first “Ber” month has ended which makes us another month closer to Christmas.

Hope this post is helpful(You’ll never know if you might be asked for this poem as an assignment in an Embalming subject in school)

It’s a behind the scene photo shoot of Toni Gonzaga’s latest movie this coming October, with Vhong Navarro as her love team. Still under Star Cinema(it’s her fifth movie under the same company), and directed by Cathy Garcia-Molina(it’s Toni’s third movie with her), it would again guarantee a box office hit for the Philippine Movie Industry.

All of Toni’s movies have English titles. The first one was “D’ Anothers”, Toni and Vhong’s first movie together. Second is “You Are The One” with Sam Milby, being followed up by “You Got Me”, still with Sam and introduces Zanjoe Marudo to form a love triangle. Earlier this year, she made her third movie with Sam for Star Cinema’s post-Valentine offer, “My Big Love”. Now, Toni and Vhong reunites to deliver another funny story of love(basing on trailers and other promotional materials such as the movie poster above).

The movie will prove Toni’s reigning title as the “Princess of Philippine Movies and Television” and the “The Ultimate Multimedia Star”. I simply call her, “The Girl Who Never Runs Out of Shows”. It’s her versatility that made her a totally unique artist. She can do drama, but looks like Comedy is her natural element. People missed Toni and Vhong’s organic punchlines and antics that would surely dislocate your funny bones.

Coming this October, don’t miss “My Only U”!

More photos at Star Cinema’s Multiply Site (you have to join the group to gain access to photos and trailers, like I did )

Here I am. Alone. Going to places that remind me of you. So alone.

So there goes my Yu Ling. In The Jade Beach. Digging up some Arsenic Sulfide to craft Jade Pot Medicines. I just got my bonus from Hou Ren Xi after I gave level 2 Jades to the Craftsman of Dragon City South. Could I make it any more obvious? I want to remember you all the time. I want to stress the obvious: “I MISS YOU”

Kuya wag po – Tuesday Vargas

The above song talks about a housemaid being courted by her own boss. She should have made a video about that song, it could have been as equally hilarious as this other song of Hers. This one’s entitled “Naman”

Naman – Tuesday Vargas

I just wish she made more than one album though…

Last week when I came home for a short(as in really short) visit, my best friend and I went to an internet cafe shop to have some memorable photos for my friendster profile. Then, that naughty devilish prankster within me unleashed itself in a quiet “not-so-exposed” manner and I lost control over myself and decided to show him this really “fun” video my workmates showed me 2 months ago. I’ll post some of our camera-caught reactions here… Be sure to take note of every facial muscle used as you need to perfectly mimic these expressions when it’s your turn to watch the video.

First Impression…

First impressions don’t always last. Most of the time, first impressions are nothing but a joke, and could get you in danger if you’re not careful. Nevertheless, here is what you are supposed to look like the very first time you feast your eyes on the video:

First Impression!!!

Then Suddenly

Then comes that unexpected twist in the video. Probably, after a lot of false expectation that you got after the seeing the opening scenes, you’ll be surprised, really surprised. And this is how you should look like:

Notice the sudden change in facial expressions...

Almost There!

This is the part when you’d suddenly have a change of plans on meals and start to think of what would get your appetite to function normally again. By this time, you’ll repent about all those mistakes you’ve made in your life and wish you could turn back time to straigthen them up. After seeing some more of the video, you’ll soon reflect about your life, and the world in general and you’ll start thinking of how you could help make it a better place… in short – your life will change, drastically… but be sure to take a look at your face in the mirror (which you won’t be able to once you got so clogged up by the visions you have in mind). But not to worry, here’s a preview:

Wow!

Haven’t had enough?

Surprisingly though, my best friend seemed to have enjoyed our little film-showing which was not I had expected at all. But never mind, if ever you stuck to finish the short video, you’ll probably end up looking like this:

Repentance is always at the end...

Now, It’s Your Turn

You’re probably curious about what we were watching and why we got some really adorable reactions toward it. Well, let’s cultivate that curiousity some more and I’ll give you the previlege to experience what we had experienced – the fulfilment of being a typical err-doing human being.

The Video – It’s entitled “2 Girls, 1 Cup”. Judging by the title, the video is quite enticing, but unfortunately, it’s a little bit hard to swallow. I recommend this video to you guyz because I won’t be a true friend if I ought to be selfish and keep this life-altering experience to myself. Knowing how thrilled and excited you are, looking like a hungry pack of wolves who haven’t eaten for weeks and sees a small burrow hoping for a gopher to suddenly come out and travel right to your decaying stomach, I can’t help but be generous.

You can google for it or on any other video search site using the title as keywords(2 girls 1 cup). It may take you to some interesting sites like reaction videos(people’s reaction to it), parodies and fan-made videos(yes, it’s as popular as Elizabeth Ramcee) and even unrelated Porn Sites(which may take up some of your time )

Or, if you’re lazy enough uber excited and would kill anyone just to see it now, then just click here. Oops, wrong link, ahihihihi, the real link is here!