These Devious Deviations

I’m quite amazed at how people intentionally misuse technology for selfish purposes of showcasing their pointless mental predicament and trying to infect everyone’s curious minds by seamingly promoting it online. Well, there’s really nothing more we could expect from people who couldn’t do anything better for their lives rather than sharing their uselessness to the world. And being highly-infected by all of these non-sense, I decided to help these poor “should-have-never-been-born” critters gain more fame.

Last week when I came home for a short(as in really short) visit, my best friend and I went to an internet cafe shop to have some memorable photos for my friendster profile. Then, that naughty devilish prankster within me unleashed itself in a quiet “not-so-exposed” manner and I lost control over myself and decided to show him this really “fun” video my workmates showed me 2 months ago. I’ll post some of our camera-caught reactions here… Be sure to take note of every facial muscle used as you need to perfectly mimic these expressions when it’s your turn to watch the video.

First Impression…

First impressions don’t always last. Most of the time, first impressions are nothing but a joke, and could get you in danger if you’re not careful. Nevertheless, here is what you are supposed to look like the very first time you feast your eyes on the video:

First Impression!!!

Then Suddenly

Then comes that unexpected twist in the video. Probably, after a lot of false expectation that you got after the seeing the opening scenes, you’ll be surprised, really surprised. And this is how you should look like:

Notice the sudden change in facial expressions...

Almost There!

This is the part when you’d suddenly have a change of plans on meals and start to think of what would get your appetite to function normally again. By this time, you’ll repent about all those mistakes you’ve made in your life and wish you could turn back time to straigthen them up. After seeing some more of the video, you’ll soon reflect about your life, and the world in general and you’ll start thinking of how you could help make it a better place… in short – your life will change, drastically… but be sure to take a look at your face in the mirror (which you won’t be able to once you got so clogged up by the visions you have in mind). But not to worry, here’s a preview:

Wow!

Haven’t had enough?

Surprisingly though, my best friend seemed to have enjoyed our little film-showing which was not I had expected at all. But never mind, if ever you stuck to finish the short video, you’ll probably end up looking like this:

Repentance is always at the end...

Now, It’s Your Turn

You’re probably curious about what we were watching and why we got some really adorable reactions toward it. Well, let’s cultivate that curiousity some more and I’ll give you the previlege to experience what we had experienced – the fulfilment of being a typical err-doing human being.

The Video – It’s entitled “2 Girls, 1 Cup”. Judging by the title, the video is quite enticing, but unfortunately, it’s a little bit hard to swallow. I recommend this video to you guyz because I won’t be a true friend if I ought to be selfish and keep this life-altering experience to myself. Knowing how thrilled and excited you are, looking like a hungry pack of wolves who haven’t eaten for weeks and sees a small burrow hoping for a gopher to suddenly come out and travel right to your decaying stomach, I can’t help but be generous.

You can google for it or on any other video search site using the title as keywords(2 girls 1 cup). It may take you to some interesting sites like reaction videos(people’s reaction to it), parodies and fan-made videos(yes, it’s as popular as Elizabeth Ramcee) and even unrelated Porn Sites(which may take up some of your time )

Or, if you’re lazy enough uber excited and would kill anyone just to see it now, then just click here. Oops, wrong link, ahihihihi, the real link is here!